I know it sounds like bullshit, but this debt collector is giving me a hard time over my husband's debts

She came home to fuck her boss, tough 😳 He's got a wife!

Is your wife cheating? I don't believe it! But just in case, I'm going to fill my friend with sperm

I won't let you go out until I've scraped up what we'll call "parenting."

I don't get it. Isn't that my husband fucking and cums in me?

Just as long as she doesn't tell my dad how she was checking my dick size

In the bathroom so slippery that my dick jumped into my stepmother - that's what I'm talking about!

I think I've fallen in love with my secretary (and her orgasms 🥵)

Am I lucky or is everyone like this? My stepmother lets me cum in her mouth

It's not the first time I've cheated in a parking lot

Wow, I've never seen that close before! Okay, I'm gonna give my stepmom a cunnilingus 👅

Are you going on a date? Go ahead. but with my sperm inside you

Stepmother's on edge, I'm gonna fuck her, she looks like she wants a dick, like

I didn't miss you, I missed your dick 🥵 Ex, fuck me soon

Listen, man, no time to talk. Your wife's drunk and she wants to cum

I want sex and my husband isn't home 🥵 Can my stepson get a blowjob?

I can't believe my eyes 😳 The delivery girl got naked and asked me for an orgasm

Tell me, where did you lose your virginity? Fuck and punish creampie

Oh, I'm gonna pass the exam. I'm gonna pass the exam

Fuck me with your tongue, it's been a while since I came with your father

The chief is married, but who cares? 😏 He's tongue-fucking me for a bonus

Husband is in traffic and a friend complimented him..... What more do you need to cheat?

I'm not implying anything, but when are you gonna fuck your stepmother's titty?

Girlfriend dumped me, it's just you and your sister, so fuck me now